***NUDE PHOTOS***

You asked for it. (OK, maybe not.) So you've got it! Me. Naked. Woot-woot!



Did somebody order a Hot Toddie? Har-dee-har-har.

Let's show some skin!



OK, next time I feel like posing, I'll use less bubble bath. And if that's the case, I'll have the ladies from the Red Cross come over to the house to shave my chest so I look like an Abercrombie model. And maybe I should drop about 25 pounds, too.

This is what happens when my aching tooth sends me to the tub to try to relax, and my wife sneaks in with her camera. And in the age of the internet and Myspace, you must have at least a couple of nude shots of yourself circulating in cyberspace.

todd's iPod

10:20 am "Eighties" Killing Joke

Rock 'N' Beeno

That's what it says on my shirt.


This is a picture of me, age 18, at the original KJQ studio in Ogden. The CD I'm holding is The Smith's Strangeways Here We Come. Like my new wave bangs?

Last night my tooth ached so bad that I had to bother my kind dentist at home. He's absolutely the nicest medical professional I've ever dealt with. Thanks Dr. Adrian Vande Merwe for the novocaine shot. I'll be seeing you this morning for another. At this point, I want the tooth removed. Anybody want it?

I've been awake since 2 when the novocaine wore off. The percoset did nothing. This is hell.

todd's iPod

10:20 am "How Soon Is Now?" The Smiths
1:20 pm "The City Sleeps" MC 900 Foot Jesus. (If I don't sleep tonight, I'm going on an arson spree like the guy in this song.)

My Book Nominated For Award!

OW! MY ACHING TOOTH!

These are photos from my emergency root canal yesterday. Thanks to Dr. Sonntag and his staff for taking care of me.

Also, I was pleased to learn that my book, RATED F by Todd C. Noker, has been nominated for an award from the Poddy Mouth website.

Now where's my Lortab?

todd's ipod

10:20 am "City Of Devils" Yellowcard

1:20 pm "London Calling" The Clash (Don't you just love old British punk rock?)

props to my dentist

My toothache was so horrendous on the weekend that we had to call Dr. Vande Merwe at 2:00 am at his home. He immediately met us at his office (driving through a blizzard to get there) and took care of me.

Thanks, Dr. Vande Merwe! You're a kick-ass dentist.

todd's iPod

10:20 am "Rusty Cage" Johnny Cash

1:20 pm "Novocaine For The Soul" Eels