Vacuums Gone Wild!!!!

I had some fun with my Bissell self-propelled heated carpet cleaner and you saw the photos in an earlier post. Well, shame on me. I'm a bad influence on you kids. A rather demented X96 listener immediately emailed me an image of his Bissell self-propelled heated carpet cleaner.

It's going too far.

Well ... no ... THIS is going too far...





Thanks for the pictures, Zack. I'll start a campaign to raise money to get you the help that you need.

For more lurid photos of Zack and his Vac, follow this link:

http://zsdotnet.typepad.com/blogofinsanity/2005/05/a_selfpropelled.html#more

God, we're nerds.

Have a wacky Memorial Weekend and listen to X96 on Shuffle!

check back later

I'll put some funny pictures up when I get home tonight, so come back later...

The photos involve Bissell carpet cleaners and demented X96 listeners.

todd's iPod songs for Friday 5/27
10:20 a.m. "Heard That Sound" MxPx (New album called PANIC comes out June 7th, and they'll be on the Van's Warped Tour July 16th.)

1:20 p.m. "Fashion Zombies!" The Aquabats (Their new album comes out June 14th.)

I love vacuums!

Not only do I love vacuums, I also have a distinct affection for carpet cleaning machines. Just in case you think that Todd Nuke 'Em leaves work and spends his evenings doing something cool like hang out at a club or whatever--take a look at this.

I'm not cool.

Not even close.

I do, however, own a Bissell self-propelled carpet cleaner.

Call the cops. Too much fun in one night.


Seriously, I'm a dork. But my carpet looks Bee-Yoo-Tee-Ful!

todd's iPod songs Thursday 5/26
10:20 a.m. "Super Bon Bon" Soul Coughing
1:20 p.m. "The Collector" Nine Inch Nails

Can Cats Eat Chocolate?

I didn't clean the carpets last night because I was busy working on something to do with RATED F and its future. I'll do the carpet tonight, and I promise I'll take photos. (Sorry to make you wait DEWEY1985.)

Later last night I was eating some Hershey's milk chocolate nuggets (I have a small chocolate addiction problem) and my cat wanted one. He was going nuts, like he was having a craving. I've heard people say that chocolate will kill cats, but I don't think I believe it. I mean hell, the cat eats bugs and survives just fine. Please share your comments about kitties and chocolate.

todd's iPod songs for Wednesday 5/25

10:20 "Beside You In Time" Nine Inch Nails
1:20 "Suedehead" (Different is good.)

My Plans For Tonight...

It's that time of the year. You know the one I'm talking about. I can hardly wait.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, tonight is the night when I bust out the Bissell carpet cleaner and shampoo the rug in the "dining room." (It isn't so much a dining room as a big space with a table in it that makes it hard to access the back door.)

But later tonight, the carpet will be clean and beautiful. Watch for pictures on tomorrow's post.

todd's iPod songs for Tuesday 5/24

10:20 a.m. "People Who Died" Jim Carroll Band (Go rent "The Basketball Diaries" if you ever want to do drugs.)

1:20 p.m. "Verse Chorus Verse" Nirvana (Just some random song I decided to play because I'm getting excited for the Shuffle Weekend that we'll kick off this Friday at 3 p.m.)

team america...BLEEP-yeah!

Last night at the Boofy-Plex Theater (my living room)was the opening night of TEAM AMERICA WORLD POLICE (unrated and uncensored) on DVD. My buddy Corey O'Brien joined the Nuke 'Em family for barbecued burgers and a movie. We were excited to see what was cut from the original theatrical release of TEAM AMERICA. It was no surprise to us that the extra footage--maybe a total of twenty seconds--came from the famous love scene.

Let's just say that those damn puppets do some kinky, twisted stuff. Gross!

If Trey Parker and Matt Stone make you laugh, then the unrated version is for you. It'll make you wince, though. Just warning ya.

todd's iPod songs for Monday May 23

10:20 a.m. "Close To Me" The Cure
1:20 p.m. "Walking Shade" Billy Corgan (His new solo album, THEFUTUREEMBRACE, comes out later this summer. This song and a few other songs on the album were produced by Bon Harris, formerly of Nitzer Ebb. Anybody remember Nitzer Ebb?)