My George W. Bush dream...
I had this stupid dream about President George W. Bush. In it, he was a guest at my mother's Sunday dinner. Before the meal began, he summoned me and gestured to a business card of one of the FCC officers (I actually have a card from the last time the FCC guys were in town) and said, "I need your help with some compliance issues."
"Yes, sir," I replied.
He then picked up the butter dish. It was a bit crusty with old butter smears and crumbs ... you know the butter dish can get. "I like fresh butter with my crackers," he said, scooping the old butter away with his hand, getting a little of it smeared on his suit.
I felt bad, because I didn't want to embarrass him by telling him that he had butter on his jacket.
And that's my stupid dream involving George W. Bush.
todd's iPod
10:20 am "Satellite" Guster
1:20 pm "Take Me Now" Vicious Pink
"Yes, sir," I replied.
He then picked up the butter dish. It was a bit crusty with old butter smears and crumbs ... you know the butter dish can get. "I like fresh butter with my crackers," he said, scooping the old butter away with his hand, getting a little of it smeared on his suit.
I felt bad, because I didn't want to embarrass him by telling him that he had butter on his jacket.
And that's my stupid dream involving George W. Bush.
todd's iPod
10:20 am "Satellite" Guster
1:20 pm "Take Me Now" Vicious Pink
posted by Todd Nuke 'Em at 10:22 AM
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