X Amounts of Xmas ... Crap!
We pissed away our promotional budget for 2006. It's gone. We should have raised ticket prices for the Big Ass Show, but we didn't. You know how the end of the year can be. You run out of money.
But we wanted to do something for you for the holidays. That's why we are proud to give you X Amounts of Xmas Crap. It's just like X Amounts of Cash, except the prize is crap that we have piled in our cubicles. A rubber chicken. An old sausage. An HO scale freight car from my model railroad at home. Corey O'Brien's 3-hole punch. Junk like that. Listen every weekday starting Monday and you could win!
It's not all pure crap. We have autographed guitars, a Snow Patrol snowboard, a Red Hot Chili Peppers custom iPod, and other goodies like that. And everyone who wins the daily prize is qualified to win a trip to Florida to see a concert. (That prize is provided by Interscope Records. See? We really are cheap bastards.)
It starts Monday at 7 am with Radio From Hell.
todd's iPod
10:20 am "Beautiful Disaster" 311
1:20 pm "Shoplifters of the World Unite" The Smiths
But we wanted to do something for you for the holidays. That's why we are proud to give you X Amounts of Xmas Crap. It's just like X Amounts of Cash, except the prize is crap that we have piled in our cubicles. A rubber chicken. An old sausage. An HO scale freight car from my model railroad at home. Corey O'Brien's 3-hole punch. Junk like that. Listen every weekday starting Monday and you could win!
It's not all pure crap. We have autographed guitars, a Snow Patrol snowboard, a Red Hot Chili Peppers custom iPod, and other goodies like that. And everyone who wins the daily prize is qualified to win a trip to Florida to see a concert. (That prize is provided by Interscope Records. See? We really are cheap bastards.)
It starts Monday at 7 am with Radio From Hell.
todd's iPod
10:20 am "Beautiful Disaster" 311
1:20 pm "Shoplifters of the World Unite" The Smiths
posted by Todd Nuke 'Em at 11:28 AM
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