Monday, May 22, 2006

Please Don't Call Me Shirley

"Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone (BLEEP) again. There's just no stopping in a white zone."

"Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion."

"It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved."

todd's iPod
10:20 am "Bullet The Blue Sky" U2
1:20 pm "Hurt" Johnny Cash

3 Comments:

Blogger dewey1985 said...

I f*cking love Airplane I still like to get all shitfaced and sit down and watch it...LMAO!

Excuse me, I speak jive.

10:20 AM  
Blogger Todd Nuke 'Em said...

S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up.
Tightly.
Attndnt : I'm sorry I don't understand.
Jivemn1 : Cutty say he cant hang.
Woman4 : Oh stewardess, I speak jive.
Attndnt : Ohhhh, good.
Woman4 : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know
if you can help him.
Attndnt : Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as
soon as I can with some medicine.
Woman : Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the`
rebound a de medcide.
Jivemn2 : What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I
dug her rap.
Woman4 : Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump
don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains
anyhow.

10:36 AM  
Blogger dewey1985 said...

HA HA HA! love it!

The hospital! what is it? Its a big building with doctors and patients, but thats not important right now.

10:44 AM  

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