I'm A Murderous Meth Addict!
I'm a murderous meth addict. I have a meth lab in my basement and I hurt people. I sell this illegal drug to people of all ages and I ruin lives. My meth problem makes me a violent person and I am a danger to society.
Well, at least that's what the grocery store clerk thinks.
While doing my shopping, I picked up three ten-packs of the generic of Clariton D 24 because I have allergies. This is a product that contains the over-the-counter ingredient pseudoephedrine. According to the clerk, a new state law states that I cannot buy more than one package of this over-the-counter allergy remedy.
You must have pseudoephedrine to make meth. Therefore every person with stuffy sinuses in the springtime is a potential drug dealer. We must not let innocent people buy too much Clariton D 24.
The sad thing is that I could buy a 30 day supply of weed much easier. I could probably buy some meth without so much hassle. I certainly could have filled my shopping basket with beer, drank it, and then driven around like a maniac.
Thank you, Government, for protecting me from myself. I couldn't do it without you.
todd's iPod
10:20 am "88 Lines About 44 Women" The Nails
1:20 pm "Delicious" Catherine Wheel
Well, at least that's what the grocery store clerk thinks.
While doing my shopping, I picked up three ten-packs of the generic of Clariton D 24 because I have allergies. This is a product that contains the over-the-counter ingredient pseudoephedrine. According to the clerk, a new state law states that I cannot buy more than one package of this over-the-counter allergy remedy.
You must have pseudoephedrine to make meth. Therefore every person with stuffy sinuses in the springtime is a potential drug dealer. We must not let innocent people buy too much Clariton D 24.
The sad thing is that I could buy a 30 day supply of weed much easier. I could probably buy some meth without so much hassle. I certainly could have filled my shopping basket with beer, drank it, and then driven around like a maniac.
Thank you, Government, for protecting me from myself. I couldn't do it without you.
todd's iPod
10:20 am "88 Lines About 44 Women" The Nails
1:20 pm "Delicious" Catherine Wheel
posted by Todd Nuke 'Em at 10:33 AM
5 Comments:
Dont you know we all need to be babysat? There is no possible way we can decide things for ourselves.
This state is out of control people.
hehehehehe... yea, i know all about that. once me and my buddy kolton went over to the smiths in bountiful, and on the wall near the restroom there is a sign that talks about the warning signs for meth and stuff, and the best part about it is it HAD ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR IT.
so of course, we promptly took it and started walking around the store, pretending that it was our shopping list. it was awesome. we even went up to the pharmacist and were like "is this the kind of psudafed with pseudoephedrine?".
i love being me.
ps. smith's didn't think it was as funny as we did.
:D
Pennywise
"Society"
Society, We all know there's something wrong and we know it all along
Sincerity, You may think there's no one else till they put you on a shelf
Society, Pay your taxes stand in line help them plan for your demise
Society, Crush the weak to get your share cause nobody's playing fair
And no one cares
How long you pray makes no difference today
When it's society devices how you'll pay
When finding the truth makes no difference to you
Anyway you look at it you're gonna get screwed
You lose
Society, No one here can get along cause our history's to long
Sincerity, Think you're going with the flow but you never really know
Society, To all the leaders it's a game and it's making you insane
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hardly alive
Society, We all know there's something wrong and we know it all along
Sincerity, You may think there's no one else till they put you on a shelf
Society, You can go on with the flow but you never really know
Society, Pay your taxes stand in line you can vote or get a life
Society
It's people who take advantage of the ingrediant in the clariton that cause the normal people to have to suffer, because some poeple don't have insurance and can't easily get prescriptions.
If you are making meth with the clariton don't advertise it.
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