Natural Selection
I stopped to get gasoline at Sinclair in Bountiful this morning and was shocked to see two idiots smoking next to a gas pump. They were pumping gasoline into a plastic one-gallon container. One of the geniuses actually had a cigarette in one hand, and the gas hose in the other while dispensing the gasoline.
Was it wrong for me to hope for the fumes to ignite this idiot? Am I really that vicious? Yeah. I guess I am. Darwin's theory of natural selection warms my heart during the holiday season.
10:20 am "Here Comes Your Man" The Pixies
1:20 pm "More Human Than Human" White Zombie
Was it wrong for me to hope for the fumes to ignite this idiot? Am I really that vicious? Yeah. I guess I am. Darwin's theory of natural selection warms my heart during the holiday season.
10:20 am "Here Comes Your Man" The Pixies
1:20 pm "More Human Than Human" White Zombie
posted by Todd Nuke 'Em at 8:30 AM
4 Comments:
'Tis the season to be jolly. That story would've been better if you THREW a lit match at them . . . but that's me giving natural selection a hard shove.
Happy Holidays!
Smoking and pumpin gas eh? wow i have some relatives like that...last 4th of july they were busy trying get 10lbs of gunpowder in to a milk jug with a fuse hanging out of it.
The crater became the new fire pit! Uh no i wish i were kidding.
This sounds just like someone that lives in Davis County would do.
Sinclair in bountiful. *Sigh* i remember the days i was allowed to buy things there.
I was kicked out and forbidden to return. Lets just say you can't buy a pack of smokes with a Legoland "Sir Lance Lego" ID Card made out of 2" thick plastic.
-Zack
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