October
Oh my god, it's October. I didn't plan this. Nobody told me it would October so soon. The good thing is there is plenty of Halloween candy available. I love chocolate. Yummy.
Hideous Halloween decorations are now popping up on lawns in neighborhoods all over town. You know the kind: big inflatable pumpkins, ghosts, and spiders. Personally, I think that people should leave up the Halloween decorations when they start putting up Nativity scenes and other Christmas decorations. Picture a big dead skeleton riding with Santa. The three wise men joined by a witch. Giant spiders on the Christmas tree. Fake spiderwebs instead of flock.
We could make it one holiday and call it Christ-0-Ween.
todd's iPod
10:20 am "Take The Skinheads Bowling" Camper Van Beethoven
1:20 pm "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver" Primus (they suck)
Hideous Halloween decorations are now popping up on lawns in neighborhoods all over town. You know the kind: big inflatable pumpkins, ghosts, and spiders. Personally, I think that people should leave up the Halloween decorations when they start putting up Nativity scenes and other Christmas decorations. Picture a big dead skeleton riding with Santa. The three wise men joined by a witch. Giant spiders on the Christmas tree. Fake spiderwebs instead of flock.
We could make it one holiday and call it Christ-0-Ween.
todd's iPod
10:20 am "Take The Skinheads Bowling" Camper Van Beethoven
1:20 pm "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver" Primus (they suck)
posted by Todd Nuke 'Em at 8:44 AM
4 Comments:
I think you may have hit on something here Todd, Christ-o-ween would combine the elements of both holidays. We could eliminate the expense of christmas by simplifying gift giving to a bag of candy, and santa could become a creepy spector who comes down your chimney and chops up your family.
Ho Ho Ho im santa claws!
Presidential whore house.
-Zack
Hmmm. A holiday like Christmas that was combined with Halloween. Dare I say, it could be a Nightmare Before Christmas.
Gosh, I wonder if Hollywood would ever do a movie based on something like that? The mind ponders at such a thing. ;-)
me so hungry
-zack
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