My Hands Smell Delicious

When I sniff my hands, I am met with the beautiful fragrance of vanilla bean. It smells like I've been eating Farr's vanilla ice cream with my hands. It smells like I mixed a vanilla cake with my hands.

I actually want to lick myself.

This is because women have a deeply held secret that I am now going to share. Yes, I've figured it out. The ladies know about lotion. They're experts. Guys, you'll have soft skin that smells yummy if you just ask that special lady in your life for help with that pesky dry skin on your hands.

The women know about the Bath and Body store in the mall. You know the one: it smells like girls and sells only lotion and bubble bath.

Please don't question my masculinity. I still like football and fast cars. But my hands are soft and smell like vanilla. Mmmmmm....

todd's iPod

10:20 am "Our Lawyers Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued" Fall Out Boy

1:20 pm "Aerials" System Of A Down (I wanted something older...)