Weeds Suck
Check out this big-ass weed growing in my yard.
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I'm facing a moral dilemma here, folks. Do I let it live? Should I be one with nature and let it mature to its natural beauty so that I may bask in the glory of Mother Earth? If meat is murder, then killing a weed certainly is. But I'm sitting here right now typing, and every time my finger strikes a key I'm probably mashing colonies of microscopic life to death. Technically, we're all mass-murderers.
This is getting way too complicated. A few sprays of Round-Up will kill the damn weed for sure. Call the cops. I'm about to commit vege-cide!
todd's iPod songs for cinco de mayo
10:20 "Under Pressure" The Used & My Chemical Romance (This song is available on iTunes, with the money going to Tsunami Relief.)
1:20 "Rhinoceros" Smashing Pumpkins (This song makes me feel warm and fuzzy. It's fun to feel warm and fuzzy.)
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I'm facing a moral dilemma here, folks. Do I let it live? Should I be one with nature and let it mature to its natural beauty so that I may bask in the glory of Mother Earth? If meat is murder, then killing a weed certainly is. But I'm sitting here right now typing, and every time my finger strikes a key I'm probably mashing colonies of microscopic life to death. Technically, we're all mass-murderers.
This is getting way too complicated. A few sprays of Round-Up will kill the damn weed for sure. Call the cops. I'm about to commit vege-cide!
todd's iPod songs for cinco de mayo
10:20 "Under Pressure" The Used & My Chemical Romance (This song is available on iTunes, with the money going to Tsunami Relief.)
1:20 "Rhinoceros" Smashing Pumpkins (This song makes me feel warm and fuzzy. It's fun to feel warm and fuzzy.)
posted by Todd Nuke 'Em at 6:04 AM
4 Comments:
Merry Cinco De Mayo! "Any other holiday is just plain racist!"
(insert funny weed saying here)
-Shutt
WEEDS ARE BAD ... KILL IT KILL IT
KILL IT !
..while we're at it, lets 'roundup' bloggers..
it seems like a sensible thing to do...
I'll bring the handcuffs.
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