Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Want Some Lortab?

It looks like my wisdom teeth are staying right where they are: deeply embedded in my jaw. These bad boys are completely horizontal, and you'd need Artie Fufkin and a jackhammer to get 'em out. The dentist said, "Oh boy, if we ever have to remove these, the whole office will want to gather around and watch the oral surgeon flay your gums."

Ugh.

I don't know if it will ever be THAT fun. Especially for me.

It's just an apparent infection of some kind and I have some pills for that. As I was leaving he asked if I wanted some Lortab for the pain. Thinking of that fat load of crap Rush Limbaugh, I said, "No thanks."

And that's the story of my achy breaky teethy.

todd's iPod Wednesday 5/11

10:20 "Sunspots" Nine Inch Nails (The new album WITH TEETH debuted at #1 in Salt Lake, beating Mariah Carey.)

1:20 "Girl U Want" Devo (This song is older than you!)

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't you ever talk about Rush Limbaugh like that! Remember, when Al Franken called him an idiot i got really upset and made up a bunch of lies!

That'll teach you!

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