WARM WEATHER = SHIRTLESS FAT GUYS
I knew it would happen today. The temperature is approaching the low 70's, and I had to experience the unfortunate vision of the season's first Shirtless Fat Guy. Our studio overlooks the corner of 500 South and 700 East, and while we're positioned deeper within the building, I still have a clear view of the sidewalk.
Here I am playing music on the radio, minding my own business, when I glance up to see a Shirtless Fat Guy out for an early afternoon jog. Gentlemen, for the love of god, if you really need a bra, please--I'm begging you--don't go jogging with your shirt off. It's so very unfortunate for the rest of us.
I'm not surprised. It happens every year at this time.
Spring has officially sprung. And if you think Shirtless Fat Guys are unattractive, watch out for my unpleasant exposed white-ass legs!
Todd's iPod tunes for Thursday 4/7
10:20 "Riot Radio" The Dead 60's (The Clash? Nope. It's just this little band from Liverpool that I sort of like.)
1:20 "Love Removal Machine" The Cult ("You guys never play The Cult.")
Thank you. That is all.
Here I am playing music on the radio, minding my own business, when I glance up to see a Shirtless Fat Guy out for an early afternoon jog. Gentlemen, for the love of god, if you really need a bra, please--I'm begging you--don't go jogging with your shirt off. It's so very unfortunate for the rest of us.
I'm not surprised. It happens every year at this time.
Spring has officially sprung. And if you think Shirtless Fat Guys are unattractive, watch out for my unpleasant exposed white-ass legs!
Todd's iPod tunes for Thursday 4/7
10:20 "Riot Radio" The Dead 60's (The Clash? Nope. It's just this little band from Liverpool that I sort of like.)
1:20 "Love Removal Machine" The Cult ("You guys never play The Cult.")
Thank you. That is all.
posted by Todd Nuke 'Em at 12:05 PM
3 Comments:
REgarding Shirtless fat guys . . . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! My EYES!!
Are you gonna play more of the Dead 60's? There's not enough Brit-punk, I say!
Hey, to all you shirtless fat guys out there, thanks for making us skinny guys look better. Keep scaring the girls our way!! HA! Seriously though, like Todd says, keep the shirt on, PLEASE! Also, my sympathy to you Todd for having seen what I am sure was a very unpleasent sight. Oh yeah, could you please play more older stuff and not the same old songs like those no-talent-ass-clowns, yes I stole that from Office Space but damn it fits well Beastie Boys, if I have to change the channel one more stinking time because of that goddamn "Girls" song I am going to puke!!!
america is the only country where it could be 120 degrees outside and you still have to keep all your clothes on because somebody doesn't like the way you look. By the way, chicks may hate fat guys. However.....
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