Cats, Macaroni & Cheese, Hair Cut
How I spent the evening of 4/19/05
It began with a long day at work. I didn't leave until well after 7:30 p.m. since I was busily preparing the X96 database of music for something new: a Shuffle Weekend. We're going to put it on Shuffle and let it play whatever. This will be something we've never done. I hope you don't mind Oingo Boingo and Depeche Mode. If we've ever played it on X96, it might show up on the air this weekend. Disturbed, Ramones, New Order, Pearl Jam, The Smiths, Green Day, The Cult, Weezer, The Cure, Nine Inch Nails, and Oingo Boingo all in the same hour? Dear God. (Yeah, we might even play that song, too.) We will press the Shuffle Button this Friday at 3 p.m. It will be an adventure, I promise.
But back to my odd behavior from last night...
After a delicious and nutritious dinner of macaroni & cheese with asparagus, I knew it wouldn't be long until I decided to give myself a make-over. Asparagus has that effect on me.
I'm not a vegetarian, but whatever.
Was it boredom that made me get out the hair clippers? Possibly. No, probably. This is what happens when Mr. Nuke 'Em has too much spare time. You should also be aware that I'm not currently working on a writing project, so I've got extra hours in the day where I need to find entertainment. And I wasn't going to watch American Idol.
Giving the toupee a nice trim.
The clippers were so much fun that I wanted to share. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
(The kitty was neither harmed, nor groomed in any way for this insipid nonsense.)
Now you know what Todd Nuke 'Em does when he's not at the radio station. Frightening, huh? Anybody need a hair cut? Call me.
todd's iPod for April twentieth
10:20 "We Close Our Eyes" Oingo Boingo (That one was for ZDS.)
1:20 "Cut Your Hair" Pavement (Because ... well ... I cut my hair. You should cut yours.)
It began with a long day at work. I didn't leave until well after 7:30 p.m. since I was busily preparing the X96 database of music for something new: a Shuffle Weekend. We're going to put it on Shuffle and let it play whatever. This will be something we've never done. I hope you don't mind Oingo Boingo and Depeche Mode. If we've ever played it on X96, it might show up on the air this weekend. Disturbed, Ramones, New Order, Pearl Jam, The Smiths, Green Day, The Cult, Weezer, The Cure, Nine Inch Nails, and Oingo Boingo all in the same hour? Dear God. (Yeah, we might even play that song, too.) We will press the Shuffle Button this Friday at 3 p.m. It will be an adventure, I promise.
But back to my odd behavior from last night...
After a delicious and nutritious dinner of macaroni & cheese with asparagus, I knew it wouldn't be long until I decided to give myself a make-over. Asparagus has that effect on me.
I'm not a vegetarian, but whatever.
Was it boredom that made me get out the hair clippers? Possibly. No, probably. This is what happens when Mr. Nuke 'Em has too much spare time. You should also be aware that I'm not currently working on a writing project, so I've got extra hours in the day where I need to find entertainment. And I wasn't going to watch American Idol.
Giving the toupee a nice trim.
The clippers were so much fun that I wanted to share. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
(The kitty was neither harmed, nor groomed in any way for this insipid nonsense.)
Now you know what Todd Nuke 'Em does when he's not at the radio station. Frightening, huh? Anybody need a hair cut? Call me.
todd's iPod for April twentieth
10:20 "We Close Our Eyes" Oingo Boingo (That one was for ZDS.)
1:20 "Cut Your Hair" Pavement (Because ... well ... I cut my hair. You should cut yours.)
posted by Todd Nuke 'Em at 5:14 AM
9 Comments:
Nuk'em,
What's going on here? I didn't come onto this website expective asparagus porn and kitty torture.
JC... is that you?
Amen.
You should put that on your book jackets for the future:
Todd C. Noker, while under the nom de radio of Todd Nuke'Em, engages in the dark arts of Asparagus Worship and occassional Ritualistic Kitty Shaving. Oh, and he is an award-winning novelist. Seriously.
i think the new 'do is sassy
I just want to clear the air, that we don't normally have such crapy dinners. It was a last minute, lazy decision. We usually get our dinners from drive-up windows. That takes much more effort.
When we decide to put more effort into dinner, that usually equals dumping a can of tuna in there.
In your case, though, the cat would probably start eating your dinner, and then you'd have to compensate by eating more asparagus...a viscious cycle to say the least.
Hey, what's wrong with mac and cheese with asparagus? And Todd, I think I would like a hair cut
Y'know what would be a better idea, Todd? Ask Artie if his cats need grooming.
>:-)
Y'know what would be a better idea, Todd? Ask Artie if his cats need grooming.
>:-)
Tell Artie im coming while he's asleep to shave the hell out of those kitties.
I'll swap him a bucket o' chicken.
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