A Boy Named Tater

My dear father, LeRoy Nuke 'Em, likes to watch rodeos. It was because of this that I became aware of a guy named Tater. Seriously. He rides bulls for a living. I guess if your name is Tater Porter, there isn't much else you can do.

From what I understand, Tater is pretty good at riding bulls. I'm not. Bulls scare me. Plus my name is only Todd, and guys named Todd are certainly destined to be sissy little book-writing radio DJ wussies. Hey, I'm happy with my fate.

That's Tater Porter on the right.

People, if you're expecting a son, and you want a name that will put hair on his chest, let me suggest naming him Tater. Especially if your last name happens to be Tot.

For more details on Tater Porter, go to www.taterporter.com.

todd's iPod 4/22

10:20 "Bleed Like Me" Garbage (Read the review of their new album in the CD review section of X96.com. http://www.x96.com/12605TIME/music/cdreviews/garbage.asp)

1:20 "Green Mind" Dink (A little taste of the Shuffle Weekend...)

I wonder if Tater's middle name is DeReese or Carlos...