I buy rock salt!
As a proud owner of a beautiful new water softener, I now feel like I'm a member of the 'in' crowd. I know that a water softener is about the lamest thing I could spend a couple thousand dollars on, but look at the positives.
*No longer will I have icky hardwater deposits to chisel away when I clean the shower.
*No longer will I be jealous of my next door neighbor who has a Culligan Gold Series, featuring the AccuSoft® Microprocessor for maximum efficiency.
*Now I can proudly walk past the heaps of bagged rock salt outside of Dick's Market with full intentions of purchasing a few.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, my long battle with hard water is now over.
Todd's Ipod songs for 3/24
10:20 a.m. "The Impression That I Get" Mighty Mighty Bosstones
1:20 p.m. "Stay Away" Nirvana
*No longer will I have icky hardwater deposits to chisel away when I clean the shower.
*No longer will I be jealous of my next door neighbor who has a Culligan Gold Series, featuring the AccuSoft® Microprocessor for maximum efficiency.
*Now I can proudly walk past the heaps of bagged rock salt outside of Dick's Market with full intentions of purchasing a few.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, my long battle with hard water is now over.
Todd's Ipod songs for 3/24
10:20 a.m. "The Impression That I Get" Mighty Mighty Bosstones
1:20 p.m. "Stay Away" Nirvana
posted by Todd Nuke 'Em at 4:08 PM
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